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thatfunnyblog:

Me for all of high school

thatfunnyblog:

Me for all of high school

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bombing:

wigglethatbutt:

bombing:

just had a dream where someone stole my socks and framed me for murder using the dna on them

i dreamt i stole someones socks omg

i’m calling the police

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miaoumiaoumerchant:

Reasons to love Dexter.

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badgrampa:

me as a parent

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bee-the-gatekeeper:

camera-eyes-and-far-cries:

aqualateral:

back to school commercials

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back to school commercials after graduation

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back to school commercials when you have kids…
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crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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snatchedweaves:

walking downstairs in the middle of the night after bloggingimage

Mom: “Why are you awake?

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verticulars:

If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend. 

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missleandianna:

Lea on the “Sons of Anarchy” set

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meet the blogger

LAYER ONE: THE OUTSIDE

  • name: Larissa
  • eye color: light brown
  • hair style/color: long dark brown
  • height: 5’4”
  • clothing style: jeans n tshirt, or pjs if possible
  • best physical feature: idk i like my eyes

LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE

  • your fears: death of friends and family, being a burden
  • your guilty pleasure: kim k game
  • ambitions for the future: travel the world

LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS

  • your first thoughts waking up: breakfast? Nah
  • what you think about most:  am I going crazy? Probably
  • what you think about before bed: What did I do wrong? And a lot of stuff about people that are not in my life anymore
  • you think your best quality is: I try not to treat anyone badly, even when they’re dickheads

LAYER FOUR: WHAT’S BETTER? 

  • single or group dates: i have no idea
  • to be loved or respected: if you love me you gotta respect me, otherwise it’s not love
  • beauty or brains: brains, they usually make someone beautiful
  • dogs or cats: dOGS

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU.

  • lie: badly but I do sometimes
  • believe in yourself: nop
  • believe in love: yep
  • want someone: I did it once, not going there anymore

LAYER SIX: EVER?

  • been on stage: yes sir
  • done drugs: non illicit ya
  • changed who you were to fit in: probably

LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES

  • favorite color: black
  • favorite animal: owls, dogs
  • favorite movie: La Mome
  • favorite game: the sims

LAYER EIGHT: AGE

  • day your next birthday will be: in a month
  • how old will you be: 22
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kosmotis:

do not pity the dead, harry, pity the living, and above all those who think feminism means hating men.

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validx2:

When you joking with ya mom and then she turns it into a lectureimage